www.latania.co.uk 1999 /2000 Saisonnaires poll results
With special thanks to PUB LE SKI LODGE, ICICLES Wine, Ultimate Events & Brewskis for the prizes. Photos of the award ceremony are here
Category | Result | Honourable mentions, notes and comments |
Best Skier (m) | 1. Gary | Pat Sharples |
2. TC | ||
3. Drew | ||
Best Skier (f) | 1. Zoe | Tim Wall, TC |
2. Emma | ||
3. Sky | ||
Best Boarder (m) | 1. Jodie | Billys only just arrived remember |
2. John | ||
3. Billy | ||
Best Boarder (f) | 1. Neecol | Landslide victory to Neecol |
2. Ali | Finny | |
3. Jim | ||
Best event / party | 1. New Year | Tuesday nights |
2. Brewski Jacuzzi | Every night | |
3. Mardi Gras | ||
Most fanciable (m) | 1. TC | Jon, John, Jonnie which ones??? |
2. Dan | Fleet, Pete, | |
3. Billy | ||
Most fanciable (f) | 1 Sophie | |
2= Justine | ||
2= Zoe | ||
Best body | 1 Nic | Four way tie for 2nd place |
2= TC | Did all the blokes votes for blokes? | |
2= Jody | Also, Ian (Silver Fox) | |
2= Jules | Aston Martin DB6 | |
2= Billy | ||
Fave ski run | 1. Folyeres | To the pub |
2. Troika | Off piste | |
3. Gazetes | Down hill | |
Fave skis | 1. X-Scream | Burn them, Toffas nordics |
2= Powertracs | Rossy 9xs & Bandit XXs | |
2= 1080s | ||
Fave board | 1. Forum | Ironing, black, |
2. Burton | ||
3. Morrow | ||
Best Co to work for | 1. Ski Beat | Ski bum, yourself |
2. Ski Lodge | ||
3. Ski Ami | ||
Worst Co to work for | 1. Too many to mention | Ski lodge 2nd in both |
2. Ski Lodge | Robert Maxwell | |
3. Newbury District Council | ||
Fave Meal | 1. Ski Lodge Burger | Anything free |
2. Ski Lodge Ribs | ||
3. Ski Lodge Tandoori | ||
Fave Cigs | 1. Marlboro Lights | Ban them! |
2. Winstons | Other peoples | |
3. Marlboro Reds | ||
Fave Drink | 1. Margarita | Toffee Vodka, Tabasco |
2. Vodka & Coke | ||
3. Lager | ||
Worst Drink | 1. Ski Lodge Cocktail | That pink thing Nic served me |
2. Genepi | Water | |
3. Chartreuse | TC Tequila Chartreuse | |
Extreme drinker (m) | 1. Ben | Oliver Reed |
2. Neil | Ian Thain | |
3. TC | ||
Extreme drinker (f) | 1. Strife | Jane, Zoe, TC, Neil |
2. Georgie | ||
3. Claire | ||
Best bar person | 1. Dan | Peggy Mitchel, Jim, Franc (Farcon) |
2. Jules | ||
3= TC | ||
3= Jaques | ||
3= Ben | ||
Way to free beer | 1. Tits out | Theft, dont pay, ask, blackmail |
2. Sex with barman | Be a girl, Wednesday club | |
3. Go out with Dan | Put it on someone elses tab | |
Fave place | 1. Brewskis | 1650, the bus stop, Norwich, nowhere |
2. Le Praz | ||
3. 1850 | ||
Worst Place | 1. Meribel | Kidderminster |
2. Les Menuires | Champion Supermarket Moutiers | |
3. Hospital | ||
Fave Band | 1. Fourplay | Close, but Fourplay win by 4 votes |
2. Shibboleth | ||
3. Montana pianist | ||
Fave Song | 1. Resurrection | The You & Me Song |
2. Marys Prayer | Song 2 | |
3= Sweetest Thing | ||
3= Why does it always rain | ||
Fave saying | 1. Bonnet de Douche | Its your round, same again |
2. Bosh | Have you paid, 3-2-1 Away you go | |
3= Got any credit left? (mobile) | Do you know how much that costs? | |
3= Big one last night? | Go on then I'll have a demi | |
Fave Brewskis Chick | 1. Louise | |
2. All of them | ||
3. Toni | ||
Fave Brewskis Lad | 1. Kangaroo Simon | |
2= Pete | ||
2= Julius | ||
2= Des | ||
Unusual sex | 1= Marmots | Cant remember but it hurt |
1= With TC | What sex? | |
1= With Neil | ||
Annoying relationship | 1. Kath & Dan | Tim & Bob & Hector |
2. Jules & Zoe | Jules and the mirror | |
3. Laura & Beetle | Me and my bar tab | |
Best Punter Nation | 1. British | None, Iraqis |
2. English | Northern Bulgarians, Scottish | |
3. Dutch | ||
Worst Punter Nation | 1. Dutch | Namibia??? |
2. French | ||
3. English | ||
Favourite Punter | 1. Ali Slaughter | Anyone who tips |
2. Toffs Dad Arthur | Ive had too many to mention | |
3. Rachel Ellis | ||
Worst Punter | 1. Posh people | Anyone who doesnt tip |
2. Jamie | (James Uncle) | |
3. Geordie Tim | ||
Most improved skier | 1. James | Shorty, Jules |
2. Nico | ||
3. Jane | ||
Improved boarder | 1. Lowri | Ben! |
2. Jake | Double Decks | |
3. Neecol | Finni | |
Best Rumour | 1. Kath/Dan have split | Fleet & Helen |
2. Jules secret past | James & Neecol | |
3. Tims sexuality | Ben & Charlotte | |
Best Crash / Injury | 1. Ian | Alis hair |
2. Clive | ||
3. Howie | ||
Idiotic Act | 1. George v Jamie | (Shibboleth v James Uncle) |
2. TCs Detox | Filling this form in | |
3. Farcon Incident | ||
Plonker of Season | 1. Tim Wall | Jamie |
2. Beetle | ||
3. Jean Claude | ||
Hero of the season | 1. Tim Wall | Mandela |
2. Deb Wall | Spiderman, Wonder Woman | |
3= All the Ski Lodge Staff | Jacuzzi operator at Brewskis | |
3= Debs (Pitstop) | ||
3= Toffa | ||
Best Web Site | 1. www.latania.co.uk | (Obviously) |
2. www.thehun.net | www.mullet.com | |
3. www.natives.co.uk | Plus various made up porn sites .. |